Quote #33654
Let the punishment match the offense.
Quote #24590
My mother had to send me to the movies with my birth certificate, so...
Quote #21761
Draw a crazy picture,Write a nutty poem,Sing a mumble-gumble song,Whistle through your comb.Do a...
Quote #10827
History is indeed little more than the register of the crimes, follies and misfortunes...
Quote #999
Many people would rather die than think; in fact, most do.
Quote #13873
When a thing is funny, search it for a hidden truth.
Quote #7509
It is the spirit and not the form of law that keeps justice alive.
Quote #32085
I tell people I’m too stupid to know what’s impossible. I have ridiculously large...
Quote #2043
There are more tears shed over answered prayers than over unanswered prayers.
Quote #7203
With reasonable men I will reason; with humane men I will plea; but to...