Quote #25865
Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife.
Quote #11914
Security is a process, not a product.
Quote #545
I wish the government would put a tax on pianos for the incompetent.
Quote #12693
Every man ought to be supposed a knave, and to have no other end,...
Quote #31597
there will always be pressures and time sin your life when you’ll need answers,...
Quote #11665
the tragedy of life is not that we die, but is rather, what dies...
Quote #1786
California is the only state in the union where you can fall asleep under...
Quote #13948
You grow up the day you have your first real laugh — at yourself.
Quote #30231
How glorious it is – and also how painful – to be an exception.
Quote #24528
The brave man carves out his fortune, and every man is the son of...