Quote #10017
When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.
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The only thing dumber than a pitcher is two pitchers.
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For this invention of yours will produce forgetfulness in the minds of those who...
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I guess what I’m trying to say is, I don’t think you can measure...
Quote #22973
Humor is, I think, the subtlest and chanciest of literary forms. It is surely...
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Fanaticism is the child of false zeal and of superstition, the father of intolerance...
Quote #21233
Death is a friend of ours and he that is not ready to entertain...
Quote #8955
I was brought up to believe that how I saw myself was more important...
Quote #18478
When you have got an elephant by the hind leg, and he is trying...
Quote #24372
Choice has always been a privilege of those who could afford to pay for...