Quote #26228
Learning to dislike children at an early age saves a lot of expense and...
Quote #20704
Attitude is more important than reality.
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You can only perceive real beauty in a person as they get older.
Quote #16613
Presidents quickly realize that while a single act might destroy the world they live...
Quote #20814
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio,Than are dreamt of in your...
Quote #4673
Never look a gift horse in the mouth.
Quote #21650
From each, according to his ability to each, according to his need.
Quote #31510
Make decisions from the strong part of you, not the weak.
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Whenever a separation is made between liberty and justice, neither, in my opinion, is...
Quote #9957
Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...