Quote #33043
The only thing dumber than a pitcher is two pitchers.
Quote #34366
The Chinese use two brush strokes to write the word ‘crisis.’ One brush stroke...
Quote #26174
Do what thy manhood bids thee do, from none but self expect applause He...
Quote #15122
No great man ever complains of want of opportunity.
Quote #10389
To gain that which is worth having, it may be necessary to lose everything...
Quote #7165
Poverty is the parent of revolution and crime.
Quote #5749
He who has never failed somewhere. . . that man can not be great.
Quote #2429
Yer beautiful in yer wrath! I shall keep you, and in responding to my...
Quote #173
The two most abundant things in the universe are Hydrogren and stupidity.
Quote #3278
Marriage is a bargain, and somebody has to get the worst of the bargain.