Quote #238
Turn on, tune in and drop out.
Quote #29907
A humorist is a fellow who realizes, first, that he is no better than...
Quote #25319
So, rather than appear foolish afterward, I renounce seeming clever now.
Quote #22859
Healing is a matter of time, but it is sometimes also a mater of...
Quote #32841
One only needs two tools in life WD-40 to make things go, and duct...
Quote #399
There are no ugly women, only lazy ones.
Quote #8687
Es tan corto el amor, y tan largo el olvido. (Love is so short,...
Quote #9651
We must not let our rulers load us with perpetual debt.
Quote #20228
Since love and fear can hardly exist together, if we must choose between them,...
Quote #22840
The politicians don’t just want your money. They want your soul. They want you...