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A kiss To a young girl, faith to a married woman, hope to an...
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My girlfriend sleeps in a queen-sized bed and I sleep in a court jester-sized...
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Knowledge is like money the more he gets, the more he craves.
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A novel is a piece of prose of a certain length with something wrong...
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Principal Any attempt to cheat, especially with my wife, who is a dirty, dirty,...
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Once a man has some money, peace begins to sound good to him.
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I would say to the House, as I said to those who have joined...
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Marriage is a bargain, and somebody has to get the worst of the bargain.
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Dr. Evil You know, I have one simple request. And that is to have...
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The Fanaticism which discards the Scripture, under the pretense of resorting to immediate revelations...