Quote #2887
Soap and education are not as sudden as a massacre but they are more...
Quote #11815
Time is but a stream I go a-fishing in. I drink at it, but...
Quote #11066
You guys over there, pair up into groups of three.
Quote #7672
He who blinded by ambition, raises himself to a position whence he cannot mount...
Quote #33042
The Russians love Brooke Shield because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev.
Quote #8258
The fickleness of the women I love is only equalled by the infernal constancy...
Quote #21448
I thank God for my handicaps, for through them, I have found myself, my...
Quote #17725
The great tragedy of science — the slaying of a beautiful hypothesis by an...
Quote #18230
Wives in their husbands’ absences grow subtler, And daughters sometimes run off with the...
Quote #29360
This is New York, and there’s no law against being annoying.