Quote #6139
Nobody talks so constantly about God as those who insist that there is no...
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Learning to dislike children at an early age saves a lot of expense and...
Quote #17249
Minds are like parachutes – they only function when open.
Quote #8545
I am still determined to be cheerful and happy, in whatever situation I may...
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Billy No I will not make out with you. Did ya hear that this...
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Nothing spoils a confession like repentance.
Quote #26380
The problem with political jokes is they get elected.
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A wise man should consider that health is the greatest of human blessings, and...
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There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the...
Quote #25515
Get thee glass eyes And, like a scurvy politician, seem To see the things...