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The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television.
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Puritanism The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy.
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This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on...
Quote #3923
Behind the phony tinsel of Hollywood lies the real tinsel.
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The radical novelty of modern science lies precisely in the rejection of the belief,...
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Not knowing when the dawn will come, I open every door.
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There’s no pressure in baseball. Pressure is when the doctor is getting ready to...
Quote #3663
Man is to himself the most wonderful object in nature; for he cannot conceive...
Quote #30023
My candle burns at both ends It will not last the night But ah,...
Quote #6380
When a woman marries again, it is because she detested her first husband. When...