Quote #2269
Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe...
Quote #25989
Presidents don’t do it to their wives. They do it to their country.
Quote #8893
There shall be eternal summer in the grateful heart.
Quote #31710
It is not so much consequence what you say, as how you say it....
Quote #18635
You can observe a lot just by watching.
Quote #18084
In reply to the question, What was it the last man on earth said...
Quote #28727
When in the pursuit of happiness Obstacles cross our way, When all seems lost...
Quote #14305
Old friends become bitter enemies on a sudden for toys and small offenses.
Quote #27285
People say I’ve had brushes with the law. That’s not true. I’ve had brushes...
Quote #24948
You will find rest from vain fancies if you perform every act in life...