Quote #28594
I don’t hire people who have to be told to be nice. I hire...
Quote #20097
With enough ‘ifs’ we could put Paris in a bottle.
Quote #1850
My pessimism extends to the point of even suspecting the sincerity of other pessimists.
Quote #6063
Humor is the only test of gravity, and gravity of humor; for a subject...
Quote #28634
Cat a pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings.
Quote #12315
The road to truth is long, and lined the entire way with annoying bastards.
Quote #14420
Between saying and doing many a pair of shoes is worn out.
Quote #21209
The worst solitude is to be destitute of sincere friendship.
Quote #22124
Damn the torpedoes Full speed ahead
Quote #22435
Every person is a fool in somebody’s opinion.