Quote #3086
The pencil sharpener is about as far as I have ever got in operating...
Quote #29531
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the ‘up’ button.
Quote #28042
Life is God’s joke on us. It’s our mission to figure out the punchline.
Quote #15780
Thou ought to be nice, even to superstition, in keeping thy promises, and therefore...
Quote #12586
And, therefore, indifference is always the friend of the enemy, for it benefits the...
Quote #9291
Politeness and consideration for others is like investing pennies and getting dollars back.
Quote #28090
You can’t have a light without a dark to stick it in.
Quote #16359
It is far more important to me to preserve an unblemished conscience than to...
Quote #15875
A friend is someone who will help you move. A real friend is someone...
Quote #29246
It seems essential, in relationships and all tasks, that we concentrate only on what...