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The cat could very well be man’s best friend but would never stoop to...
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The bigger the information media, the less courage and freedom they allow. Bigness means...
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At high tide fish eat ants; at low tide ants eat fish.
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April is the cruellest month, breedingLilacs out of the dead land, mixingMemory out of...
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We can draw lessons from the past, but we cannot live in it.
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There is nobody as enslaved as the fanatic, the person in whom one impulse,...
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I trust that everything happens for a reason, even when we’re not wise enough...
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Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the...
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In bed my real love has always been the sleep that rescued me by...