Quote #545
I wish the government would put a tax on pianos for the incompetent.
Quote #1755
My only aversion to vice, is the price.
Quote #18050
Do whatever comes your way as well as you can. Think as little as...
Quote #6686
Humans are not proud of their ancestors, and rarely invite them round to dinner.
Quote #20167
Affectation is a very good word when someone does not wish to confess to...
Quote #27969
Half the world does not know the joys of wearing cotton underwear. (promoting US...
Quote #33456
I take it as a man’s duty to restrain himself.
Quote #5342
When I see an adult on a bicycle, I do not despair for the...
Quote #24027
The beginning of wisdom is calling things by their right names.
Quote #33976
What’s the difference between a boyfriend and a husband About 30 pounds.