Quote #13332
Life was a funny thing that occured on the way to the grave.
Quote #17805
Friendship is the marriage of the soul, and this marriage is liable to divorce.
Quote #32925
Periods of tranquility are seldom prolific of creative achievement. Mankind has to be stirred...
Quote #34046
One of the things that keeps you from dropping them in the nearest volcano...
Quote #28659
Little ol’ boy in the Panhandle told me the other day you can still...
Quote #20815
Age cannot wither her, nor custom staleHer infinite variety other women cloyThe appetites they...
Quote #407
Ever notice that Soup For One is eight aisles away from Party Mix?
Quote #6946
Tis foolish to fear what you cannot avoid.
Quote #31865
No man really becomes a fool until he stops asking questions.
Quote #29654
Luminous beings are we, not this crude matter.