Quote #2896
If all else fails, immortality can always be assured by spectacular error.
Quote #34220
On my income tax 1040 it says ‘Check this box if you are blind.’...
Quote #9848
Joel: Ed, are you hallucinating? Ed: Oh, yeah, but not right now.
Quote #34396
There are occasions when it is undoubtedly better to incur loss than to make...
Quote #11999
If you are interested in stories with happy endings you would be better off...
Quote #31604
I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient...
Quote #21437
Not the senses I have but what I do with them is my kingdom.
Quote #32598
In the end, the only people who fail are those who do not try.
Quote #4321
Knowledge must come through action; you can have no test which is not fanciful,...
Quote #28726
You can do what you want to do, accomplish what you want to accomplish,...