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The real menace in dealing with a five-year-old is that in no time at...
Quote #17316
Of all human ills, greatest is fortune’s wayward tyranny.
Quote #12958
I reject your reality and substitute my own!
Quote #21659
Mike Look, we’re gonna spend half the night driving around the Hills looking for...
Quote #34430
Another such victory over the Romans, and we are undone.
Quote #11215
A little sincerity is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it is...
Quote #32650
Now, now my good man, this is no time for making enemies.
Quote #921
If a cluttered desk signs a cluttered mind, Of what, then, is an empty...
Quote #6098
A lifetime of happiness! No man alive could bear it: it would be hell...
Quote #2852
Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, and a dark...