Quote #28687
Life is either a continuous process improvement, or a terminal disease that we will...
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I wish the government would put a tax on pianos for the incompetent.
Quote #12903
People are very fond of giving away what they need most themselves. It is...
Quote #20711
Some cause happiness wherever they go others whenever they go.
Quote #29787
A man of courage flees forward in the midst of new things.
Quote #30146
It’s hard to tell if the world is actually growing worse, or if the...
Quote #25093
Where your pleasure is, there is your treasure where your treasure, there your heart...
Quote #23664
Ring Announcer What’s your name kid Peter The Human Spider. Ring Announcer That’s it...
Quote #9640
You know when people are stupid, it frustrates me.
Quote #14269
Experience is what allows us to repeat our mistakes, only with more finesse!