Quote #12860
If you can find humor in anything, you can survive it.
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A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend....
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The race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong.
Quote #17225
Separated lovers cheat absence by a thousand fancies which have their own reality. They...
Quote #7481
Your ignorance, cramps my conversation.
Quote #32186
Marriage teaches you loyalty, forbearance, self-restraint, meekness, and a great many other things you...
Quote #19162
Old programmers never die. They just can’t C as well.
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Never tell evil of a man, if you do not know it for certainty,...
Quote #18890
The artist should be a seeing-eye dog for a myopic civilization.
Quote #23107
The fountain of content must spring up in the mind, and he who hath...