Quote #3417
Have you ever dated someone because you were too lazy to commit suicide?
Quote #375
I rely on my personality for birth control.
Quote #2992
Man is the only animal that laughs and has a state legislature.
Quote #29637
Earth and sky, woods and fields, lakes and rivers, the mountain and the sea,...
Quote #27771
Poets generally love cats — because poets have no delusions about their own superiority.
Quote #17803
Youth, large, lusty, loving- Youth, full of grace, force, fascination. Do you know that...
Quote #1624
A man thinks that by mouthing hard words he understands hard things.
Quote #3550
The whole problem with news on television comes down to this: all the words...
Quote #7351
I am always afraid of your “something shall be done.”
Quote #18942
Success is the child of audacity.