Quote #8248
If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be...
Quote #6873
Never hold discussions with the monkey when the organ grinder is in the room.
Quote #13157
Waste no more time arguing what a god man should be. Be one.
Quote #32999
A man can’t be too careful in the choice of his enemies.
Quote #951
The Pope! How many divisions has _he_ got ?
Quote #12618
Sometimes glass glitters more than diamonds because it has more to prove.
Quote #30882
A dimple in the chin a devil within.
Quote #30072
Oh, how fine it is to know a thing or two.
Quote #16257
Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but the thing dies in the...
Quote #806
Washington is a city of Southern efficiency and Northern charm.