Quote #2749
The only thing that stops God from sending another flood is that the first...
Quote #28295
Probably the earliest flyswatters were nothing more than some sort of striking surface attached...
Quote #18072
If American men are obsessed with money, American women are obsessed with weight. The...
Quote #6636
Seize opportunity by the beard, for it is bald behind.
Quote #4429
All men by nature desire knowledge.
Quote #6368
The words that enlighten the soul are more precious than jewels.
Quote #28237
I wish everybody would have to have an electric thing implanted in our heads...
Quote #28574
The enemy is anybody who’s going to get you killed, no matter which side...
Quote #32972
When good Americans die they go to Paris.
Quote #27652
Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly.