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It is just the little touches after the average man would quit that make...
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Friendship is the hardest thing in the world to explain. It’s not something you...
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Basically my wife was immature. I’d be at home in the bath and she’d...
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I wanted a perfect ending. Now I’ve learned, the hard way, that some poems...
Quote #11229
There is only one blasphemy, and that is the refusal to experience joy.
Quote #5788
The world is extremely interesting to a joyful soul.
Quote #3561
Difficulties strengthen the mind, as labor does the body.
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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
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It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a...
Quote #14864
Men should not trust in God as if God did all, and yet labor...