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A husband should not insult his wife publicly, at parties. He should insult her...
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I hate the outdoors. To me the outdoors is where the car is.
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To sin by silence when we should protest makes cowards out of men.
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You have all the characteristics of a popular politician a horrible voice, bad breeding,...
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What if nothing exists and we’re all in somebody’s dream Or what’s worse, what...
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There is no conversation more boring than the one where everybody agrees.
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If I knew I was going to live this long, I’d have taken better...
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I believe in the institution of marriage and I intend to keep trying until...
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A writer is somebody for whom writing is more difficult than it is for...