Quote #22869
But then peace, peace I am so mistrustful of it so much afraid that...
Quote #33177
The world is exactly like you think it is, and that’s why.
Quote #32558
Never trust anybody who says ‘trust me.’ Except just this once, of course. –...
Quote #9725
Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.
Quote #3113
There is no sadder sight than a young pessimist, except an old optimist.
Quote #3929
There are only two ways of telling the complete truth–anonymously and posthumously.
Quote #27913
When someone does something good, applaud You will make two people happy.
Quote #31051
All men are evil and will declare themselves to be so when occasion is...
Quote #19024
The only time you don’t fail is the last time you try anything —...
Quote #10798
Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces, I would...