Quote #32306
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
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I say beware of all enterprises that require new clothes, and not rather a...
Quote #28633
Be yourself. No one can ever tell you you’re doing it wrong.
Quote #3006
In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful...
Quote #9831
In the bleak midwinter Frosty wind made moan, Earth stood hard as iron, Water...
Quote #5221
It is a far better thing that I do, than I have ever done;...
Quote #16668
An intellectual is a man who takes more words than necessary to tell more...
Quote #4206
The softest things in the world overcome the hardest things in the world.Through this...
Quote #3642
The road to truth is long, and lined the entire way with annoying bastards
Quote #9957
Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...