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God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board
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The man who goes farthest is generally the one who is willing to do...
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Any effort that has self-glorification as its final endpoint is bound to end in...
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That which seems the height of absurdity in one generation often becomes the height...
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Generosity is giving more than you can, and pride is taking less than you...
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Usenet is distributed network anarchy at its best—or worst, depending on what is posted...
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A special Providence protects fools, drunkards, small children and the United States of America.
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All the really good ideas I ever had came to me while I was...
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Literature is news that stays news.
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Socrates seems to be the philosophical napkin with which the ensuing cultural thinkers of...