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Education is what you get from reading the fine print. Experience is what you...
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Whatever happens at all happens as it should thou wilt find this true, if...
Quote #26868
In seeking truth you have to get both sides of a story.
Quote #30174
Howard Hughes was able to afford the luxury of madness, like a man who...
Quote #9957
Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
Quote #33618
We should live our lives as though Christ were coming this afternoon.
Quote #3295
If there were no husbands, who would look after our mistresses?
Quote #18825
Education sows not seeds in you, but makes your seeds grow.
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A noble man compares and estimates himself by an idea which is higher than...
Quote #9768
Nobody picks on a strong man.