Quote #16077
Colors fade, temples crumble, empires fall, but wise words endure.
Quote #2269
Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe...
Quote #5163
My girlfriend sleeps in a queen-sized bed and I sleep in a court jester-sized...
Quote #2335
Chastity always takes its toll. In some it produces pimples; in others, sex laws.
Quote #26574
It can’t be Nature, for it is not sense.
Quote #3158
Fame lost its appeal for me when I went into a public restroom and...
Quote #22292
Smooth seas do not make skillful sailors.
Quote #22956
Nice to be here At my age it’s nice to be anywhere.
Quote #20518
Without courage, wisdom bears no fruit.
Quote #11567
We delight in the beauty of the butterfly, but rarely admit the changes it...