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Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.
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Thou shall not steal. I mean defensively. On offense, thou shall steal and thou...
Quote #30173
The elective system … offered a bewildering freedom of choice, leaving some graduates with...
Quote #298
It is most unwise for people in love to marry.
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If one does not know to which port one is sailing, no wind is...
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I tried marijuana once. I did not inhale.
Quote #18988
If you can’t stand the heat, get out of the kitchen.
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My friends are my estate.
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I believe in getting into hot water it keeps you clean.
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No one is safe from slander. The best way is to pay no attention...