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Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time, and it...
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Silence is more musical than any song.
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There is nothing wrong with America that cannot be cured with what is right...
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Deep experience is never peaceful.
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The pleasure is momentary, the position rediculous, and the expense damnable.
Quote #24492
My heart is wax moulded as she pleases, but enduring as marble to retain.
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There used to be a real me, but I had it surgically removed.
Quote #25390
Try everything once except incest and folk dancing.
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If all men knew what others say of them, there would not be four...
Quote #16842
Be as beneficent as the sun or the sea, but if your rights as...