Quote #1709
Houses are built to live in, not to look on; therefore, let use be...
Quote #2677
Nothing is illegal if a hundred businessmen decide to do it.
Quote #16843
For everything you have missed, you have gained something else and for everything you...
Quote #29907
A humorist is a fellow who realizes, first, that he is no better than...
Quote #8719
A good many things go around in the dark besides Santa Claus.
Quote #21895
Never get a mime talking. He won’t stop.
Quote #7196
Man has six organs to serve him and he is master only of three....
Quote #264
Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who would want to live in an institution.
Quote #20268
A great obstacle to happiness is to anticipate too great a happiness.
Quote #31850
Silent gratitude isn’t very much use to anyone.