Quote #14039
You could not step twice into the same rivers; for other waters are ever...
Quote #2616
I do not believe the expenditure of $2.50 for a book entitles the purchaser...
Quote #25798
There is only one step from the sublime to the ridiculous.
Quote #14502
Life is a sexually transmitted disease.
Quote #6874
Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence...
Quote #268
The basic fact about human existence is not that it is a tragedy, but...
Quote #21305
Don’t talk to me about naval tradition. It’s nothing but rum, sodomy and the...
Quote #2323
America is a large friendly dog in a small room. Every time it wags...
Quote #5605
Laughter is the closest distance between two people.
Quote #7785
Thou shalt be both the plaintiff and the judge of thine own cause.