Quote #12543
Give up your relentless moralizing, the continual pinpricks which pierce the skin of your...
Quote #23552
The guy with the biggest stomach will be the first to take off his...
Quote #14069
The louder he talked of his honor, the faster we counted our spoons.
Quote #28496
Save a little money each month and at the end of the year you’ll...
Quote #14247
This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as...
Quote #20553
Some people are so afraid to die that they never begin to live.
Quote #3518
With just enough of learning to misquote.
Quote #31747
In America the majority raises formidable barriers around the liberty of opinion within these...
Quote #25821
Don’t cling to fame. You’re just borrowing it. It’s like money. You’re going to...
Quote #3349
Why is it that we entertain the belief that for every purpose odd numbers...