Quote #22999
The brain is a wonderful organ it starts working the moment you get up...
Quote #10426
Ah, make the most of what we yet may spend, before we too into...
Quote #33043
The only thing dumber than a pitcher is two pitchers.
Quote #13475
There used to be a real me, but I had it surgically removed.
Quote #10751
Kind words can be short and easy to speak, but their echos are truly...
Quote #4846
Cherish your own emotions and never undervalue them.
Quote #14916
Whoever feels pain in hearing a good character of his neighbor, will feel a...
Quote #8006
He that first cries out stop thief, is often he that has stolen the...
Quote #16939
Light is the first of painters. There is no object so foul that intense...
Quote #26457
A weak mind is like a microscope, which magnifies trifling things but cannot receive...