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The scornful nostril and the high head gather not the odors that lie on...
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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a...
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ONE WHO WAITS There are those who believe that time is a wheel turning...
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Ooops. My brain just hit a bad sector.
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Two roads diverged in a wood, and I — I took the one less...
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We are the people our parents warned us about.
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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
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Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
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He was born an Englishman and remained one for years.
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Chance is perhaps the pseudonym of God when he does not wish to sign...