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I only drink to make other people seem interesting.
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Yesterday is but today’s memory, and tomorrow is today’s dream.
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When life is kicking others in the teeth, Become a dentist.
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If there were in the world today any large number of people who desired...
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Our bombs are smarter than the average high school student. At least they can...
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Wayne All I have to say about that is asphinctersayswhat. Arcade owner What Wayne...
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Give all to love obey thy heart.
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Any one thing in the creation is sufficient to demonstrate a Providence to an...
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For blessings ever wait on virtuous deeds, And though a late, a sure reward...