Quote #27184
Its the friends you can call up at four a.m. that matter.
Quote #4952
Be thou as chaste as ice, as pure as snow, thou shalt not escape...
Quote #5851
I am always ready to learn, although I do not always like being taught.
Quote #11600
I play the notes as they are written, but it is God who makes...
Quote #32743
There is only one boss the customer. And he can fire everybody in the...
Quote #1094
God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board
Quote #2958
Writing is easy. All you do is stare at a blank sheet of paper...
Quote #30555
Every luxury must be paid for, and everything is a luxury, starting with being...
Quote #10360
No sun – no moon! No morn – no noon – No dawn –...
Quote #15256
Humor – the perfect relationship of the parts to the whole.