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Funny is an attitude.
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Never make fun of someone who speaks broken English. It means they know another...
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I know of no more encouraging fact than the unquestionable ability of man to...
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In the state of nature…all men are born equal, but they cannot continue in...
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It is the greatest of all mistakes to do nothing because you can only...
Quote #29531
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the ‘up’ button.
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It is better to be happy for a moment and be burned up with...
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The downside to being better than everyone is that people seem to think you...
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No man is so foolish but he may sometimes give another good counsel, and...
Quote #14534
This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown...