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We thank you, Almighty God, for the gift of water. Over it the Holy...
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Dying is easy. Comedy is difficult.
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Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.
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Originality is simply a pair of fresh eyes.
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We are punished by our sins, not for them.
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Yesterday is but today’s memory, and tomorrow is today’s dream.
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Nature made him, and then broke the mold.
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There is one thing alonethat stands the brunt of life throughout its course:a quiet...
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I asked Ring Lardner the other day how he writes his short stories, and...
Quote #3779
The two most abundant things in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.