Quote #30450
The best ideas come from jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.
Quote #3501
The only unnatural sexual act is that which you cannot perform.
Quote #25635
A book is a friend a good book is a good friend. It will...
Quote #29419
Wherever I have gone in this country, I have found Americans.
Quote #2012
What is a cynic? A man who knows the price of everything and the...
Quote #6785
The petty economies of the rich are just as amazing as the silly extravagances...
Quote #6867
Choose your pleasures for yourself, and do not let them be imposed upon you.
Quote #2808
Name me an emperor who was ever struck by a cannonball.
Quote #24903
Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.
Quote #15785
Everything in the world may be endured, except continual prosperity.