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That’s the fourth extra base hit for the Padres — two doubles and a...
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One hour of thoughtful solitude may nerve the heart for days of conflict –...
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To gain that which is worth having, it may be necessary to lose everything...
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My way of joking is to tell the truth. It’s the funniest joke in...
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The pursuit of happiness is a most ridiculous phrase if you pursue happiness you’ll...
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Music is the last true voice of the human spirit. It can go beyond...
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They used to photograph Shirley Temple through gauze. They should photograph me through linoleum.
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He hasn’t an enemy in the world – but all his friends hate him.
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A fat paunch never breeds fine thoughts.
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Success is dependent upon the glands–sweat glands.