Quote #3201
Popularity is the one insult I have never suffered.
Quote #29670
If you’re not allowed to laugh in heaven, I don’t want to go there.
Quote #19191
If you can’t beat your computer at chess, try kickboxing.
Quote #13849
God gave us memory so that we might have roses in December.
Quote #18628
Life is a tragedy for those who feel, and a comedy for those who...
Quote #15251
Good humor is a paradox. The unexpected juxtaposition of the reasonable next to the...
Quote #14698
If human beings are perceived as potentials rather than problems, as possessing strengths instead...
Quote #21206
There is as much difference between the counsel that a friend giveth, and that...
Quote #26889
A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway.
Quote #3031
A large section of the intelligentsia seems wholly devoid of intelligence.