Quote #20280
I hate it in friends when they come too late to help.
Quote #17007
Wit makes its own welcome, and levels all distinctions. No dignity, no learning, no...
Quote #1614
To love is to receive a glimpse of heaven.
Quote #11957
A special Providence protects fools, drunkards, small children and the United States of America.
Quote #2395
Manners are especially the need of the plain. The pretty can get away with...
Quote #34879
The killing was the best part. It was the dying I couldn’t take.
Quote #2354
Dying is a very dull, dreary affair. And my advice to you is to...
Quote #10895
An education was a bit like a communicable sexual disease. It made you unsuitable...
Quote #5649
The great thing about human language is that it prevents us from sticking to...
Quote #21623
The American ideal is youth — handsome, empty youth.