Quote #24788
I have a fine sense of the ridiculous, but no sense of humor.
Quote #8906
If the only prayer you ever say in your whole life is “thank you,”...
Quote #21606
America is a vast conspiracy to make you happy.
Quote #26738
Billy Almon has all of his inlaw and outlaws here this afternoon.
Quote #14961
I cannot give the formula for success, but I can give you the formula...
Quote #23117
Your manuscript is both good and original, but the part that is good is...
Quote #34435
As thou hast sown, so shall thou reap.
Quote #24264
Sometimes one pays most for the things one gets for nothing.
Quote #13165
It is said that the camera cannot lie, but rarely do we allow it...
Quote #926
To laugh often and much; to win the respect of intelligent people and the...