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The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television.
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Ask a difficult question, and the marvelous answer appears.
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My pessimism extends to the point of even suspecting the sincerity of other pessimists.
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That orgy of wishful thinking that has passed for logic in the present century.
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If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to...
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There is nothing the body suffers which the soul may not profit by.
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Let no one flatter himself of himself he is Satan. Let man take sin,...
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Confidence is a plant of slow growth; especially in an aged bosom.
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Great minds discuss ideas; Average minds discuss events; Small minds discuss people.