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In the beginning was the word. But by the time the second word was...
Quote #23462
Remember when life’s path is steep to keep your mind even.
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Wait for that wisest of all counselors, Time.
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As a rule we disbelieve all the facts and theories for which we have...
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Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better...
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Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
Quote #19648
When you have eliminated the impossible, that which remains, however improbable, must be the...
Quote #29271
You can’t win at everything, but you can laugh at everything.
Quote #25075
May it not be that, just as we have faith in Him, God has...
Quote #34141
The creation of something new is not accomplished by the intellect but by the...