Quote #9548
The most valuable function performed by the federal government is entertainment.
Quote #31273
I’d walk through hell in a gasoline suit to play baseball.
Quote #30892
Your friend has a friend don’t tell him.
Quote #28593
Only the little people pay taxes.
Quote #1956
People who go broke in a big way never miss any meals. It is...
Quote #34788
Yesterday I was a dog. Today I’m a dog. Tomorrow I’ll probably still be...
Quote #10554
All my possessions for a moment of time.
Quote #34645
For every person who wants to teach there are approximately thirty people who don’t...
Quote #20538
Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you...
Quote #20628
The indispensable first step to getting the things you want out of life is...