Quote #26383
I’m perplexed when people adopt the modish abbreviation Ms., which doesn’t abbreviate anything except...
Quote #9660
To punish me for my contempt for authority, fate made me an authority myself.
Quote #14245
Of those who say nothing, few are silent.
Quote #1834
Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.
Quote #27718
The beginnings and endings of all human undertakings are untidy.
Quote #11441
Failure to prepare is preparing to fail.
Quote #8295
Of all forms of tyranny the least attractive and the most vulgar is the...
Quote #33589
Do you realize if it weren’t for Edison we’d be watching TV by candlelight
Quote #33732
A friend told me that each morning when we get up we have to...
Quote #26136
Being a child is horrible. It is slightly better than being a tree or...